I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

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I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

It’s showing -1 notes

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

legendary

What the fuck

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

WTF-

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

1 note WTF.

@foolishly-snowy

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

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A day will come when i won’t reblog this…

But it is not today

What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.

I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Did the man get his camera

I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots. 

I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok

I know this is long

but holy hell I love it

when bots run amok

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

(via cattyanon)

lotsadeer:

peppermintquartz:

esrah-rah-rasputin:

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transcyberism:

Hey fuck redbubble

If you make more than $2 per month in profit from RB sales they’re now gonna start taking between 20-50% of that away from you as an “account fee,” unless you’re extra special and they give you a fancy Premium Account. let me say that again: if you are a small-time seller on Redbubble, they are going to start taking up to 50% of your earnings from it away. The lower your earnings are, the HIGHER the percentage they take.

Y'all, I don’t make a lot of money from Redbubble, I don’t have many designs up and I don’t publicize my store much. But this is just fucking wrong. Redbubble already makes a profit on every item they sell, while artists make slim, single-digit percent margins.

I can’t say this hard enough:

Fuck Redbubble for this.

Don’t sell your stuff there anymore. Don’t buy stuff anymore either. You are not supporting small artists when you buy Redbubble, you are supporting a big fuckoff company that exploits them.

Donate directly to an artist’s kofi instead if you want to support them. Go to a local print shop if you want custom tees. Stop using Redbubble.

please spread this if you care about your artist friends. this should outrage you 10x anything OpenAI is doing.

@esrah-rah-rasputin ik you just got into that but yikes

Oh boooo (going to keep this in mind)

Man, I have several designs on it that sell, like, in the single digits every few months. Now I gotta find another store instead

Even if you end up being a special Premium account, take your stuff down. Redbubble has to be shown they cant get away with this shit.

Also maybe email them at support@redbubble.com to voice your opinion :)

(via cattyanon)

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“ chillin on a Saturday night
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Calm down jojo
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you’re right, I am looking a...

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sparkafterdark:

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momunofu:

chillin on a Saturday night

Calm down jojo

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

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You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

I dunno, man,

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 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

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get on my level boys

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

this post appears once every million years

I kept hoping someone else would one up me and I’d have to escalate even further but nobody has.

I don’t think it’s possible to one up you

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marlynnofmany:

trxye-and-txlly:

walkingbomb:

reminder to:

  • straighten your back
  • go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
  • go take your meds if you need to
  • drink some water
  • go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
  • maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
  • reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
  • maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

Of all posts to see with a million notes, I’m glad it’s this one.

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thejovianmute:

rage-quitter:

I was getting pretty fed up with links and generators with very general and overused weapons and superpowers and what have you for characters so:

Here is a page for premodern weapons, broken down into a ton of subcategories, with the weapon’s region of origin. 

Here is a page of medieval weapons.

Here is a page of just about every conceived superpower.

Here is a page for legendary creatures and their regions of origin.

Here are some gemstones.

Here is a bunch of Greek legends, including monsters, gods, nymphs, heroes, and so on. 

Here is a website with a ton of (legally attained, don’t worry) information about the black market.

Here is a website with information about forensic science and cases of death. Discretion advised. 

Here is every religion in the world. 

Here is every language in the world.

Here are methods of torture. Discretion advised.

Here are descriptions of the various methods used for the death penalty. Discretion advised.

Here are poisonous plants.

Here are plants in general.

Feel free to add more to this!

An exceedingly useful list of lists for writers.

(via tomboy014)

iamdealwithit:

DO NOT USE TUMBLR LIVE

So I’ve been warning people to not use the tumblr live feature, and I had this discussion in the notes of one of the people I warned.

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Said person already used live themselves, and was not aware of what all TumblrLive’s partner MEETME collects with its feature. So I wanted to take the time to make a post going over the Priivacy Policy for anyone who is interested.

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For the first part here, MEETME talks about how creating an account (downloading) (or having a tumblr account that auto updated to include the tumblr live feature (which is a vast majority of the tumblr mobile population in the US rn)) automatically makes any information they collect visible to any of the partners they have.

The three partners mentioned there, Skout Flurv and Boy Ahoy, are all dating sites that promote primarily their location tracking. Fuck all knows what they want with your live data. Most likely they want to advertise singles near you??? But MEETME’s other current partners are apps like PlentyfFish Zoosk Chispa and Badoo which is Match.com and Bumble.

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The main important parts to notice from section ii of the Privacy Policy, is the location information, limit mobile ad tracking, and do not track signals. The rest of the section mainly puts the onus of revealing private information that can be used maliciously on the user. Ie. don’t share your password, say your full name in a live video, where you live etc.

As far as the location information goes, what it’s saying here, is that they collect the location information when you first register for tumblr live, when you first log in, and whenever your phone is on even if you’re not using tumblr live.

What does it use this information for??? Well advertising purposes of course!!!

Now, they try to get around saying they don’t track your location or share it with other users by using this word “precise” several times. Now what that means is they have a rough geotag of your location.

(Your ip address. They don’t say here its your ip address, but in later parts of the document they do in fact say they collect your ip address. If you want an idea how close an ip address can get to your exact location, enter your ip address in google maps sometime.)

They’re being intentionally vague about that. So when you see, on the live tab, something that says “near you” you could probably not follow that exactly to said persons house, but you can damn well be you will at the very least find their city.

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Heres a reminder to all of you who haven’t, most phones now bury in the settings an option to disable adID. Do it now!!! But remember that TumblrLive can still use all other information they gather. They do not at all process do not track signals, so you arent safe there. And what data would that be that they can collect other than your location and adID??? Glad you asked!!!

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This is a non exhaustive list, which means there is DEFINITELY other data they collect about and from you.

so they collect:

your email and phone number

any info in your tumblr bio

any metadata connected to any photo youve ever uploaded

adID

ip address

cookies and beacon

which devices you use

which features you use

which pages you visit

which chats you use

anything in your private chats or posts

anything from any connected social media accounts

how well ads are doing

what youre interested in

and in some cases even your biometric information

and what do they do with this information???

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ads of course

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-and to give anything they want to cops. :)

I don’t make this post in order to, like, ruin people’s fun when it comes to this new feature, or to try to talk down to anyone, or make anyone feel stupid, or anything. I’m not here to make fun of people, or belittle anyone, but I think its real fucking important people know what privacy rights they are forfeiting by having their phone on right now with this new feature.

Also everyone please feel free to give a kind fuck you to tumblrs current ceo @photomatt .

cadaverkeys:

One of my favourite post formats is when someone with a similar URL to op torments them like they are failed clones of each other and it completely changes the tone of the original post.

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giuliafc:

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gyrsaker365:

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Listen up!


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You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled


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Hit that.



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Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern



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Yes.


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Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The “content you reported” will fill itself in


Tumblr will follow up and help them.


Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!


This could SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE.


YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN’T GO WITH YOUR BLOG’S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn’t ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don’t, people don’t see it. This shit’s that simple.

This could save someone’s life. It’s not a joke.

This isn’t some ‘oh yeah sure it could’.

This could legitimately do so.

Don’t you dare fucking scroll past.

This is good stuff to know!

please, please, please reblog. reblogging will take one second of your time. meanwhile it could save someone’s entire life.

please reblog!

This is probably one of the most important posts I’ve ever seen PLEASE reblog

(via 000marie198)

infectiouspiss:

caesthoffe:

One of our siblings was murdered recently, and you need to know about it.

TW // transphobia and violence against trans people

Brianna Ghey was a 16-year-old trans girl from Warrington, England. On Saturday, February 11th 2023, Brianna was found dead on the side of a park with multiple stab wounds. Two 15-year-olds have been taken into custody in connection with her murder.

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People in the Warrington area have alleged that Brianna was being bullied in school, and that neither the administration nor the police did anything.

Despite this, local police have said there is no evidence that the attack was hate-based and most news articles don’t mention her status as a trans woman. This is deliberate. This is genocide by the hands of transphobes and TERFs.

Britain does not have gender self-identification (your legal gender being determined by how you identify and not any arbitrary medical requirements), meaning even in her death she will be deadnamed and misgendered on her death certificate.

She deserved so much better.

Mourn the dead, and fight like hell for the living.

a gofundme for her funeral has been set up, please donate if you can, we can’t let her suffer any more than she already has ❤️

(via sharpedgedfool)


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